And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i dont even know how to be here
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
When are your genitals available?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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