curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
God, I missed his penis.
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