plz talk dirty to me
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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