the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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