Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
