I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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