nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He shit in the fireplace
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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