Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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