Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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