I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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