i just google imaged poop.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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