gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just pynch a tree in the face
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Randomize
