ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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