Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
