Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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