whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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