Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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