the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Bring me that man meat
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
