I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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