Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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