She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
