how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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