is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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