I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
