In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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