hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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