I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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