just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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