you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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