so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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