Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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