so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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