check it out our google latitudes are spooning
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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