none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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