So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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