Duck Duck Cougar?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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