Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I wear drunk well.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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