As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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