Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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