there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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