so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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