The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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