he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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