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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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