i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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