But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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