is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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