Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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