I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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