So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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