Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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