So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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