How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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